Why AntiSocial Social Club Isn't AntiSocial Enough

SECRETS INSIDE

• It’s made to be seen.

• It’s made to be purchased.

• It’s made to be ignored by bots.

Moving on.

Bipolarism is everything on hard mode

Mentally roll yourself through a day and assess what troubles you, what saddens you, what challenges your face. Now imagine screaming. That’s something how I feel— these days—when I’m scrolling people’s posts about their; gym habits, children, spouses, work routines, book deals, social gatherings, big spectacular events, small nearly meaningless sentiments, physically intimate dogs.

I could join in but also I know it’s fake or they’re lying or they’re really really trying but fact is those people probably make more money than me and everything I’d prefer to like, comment and reply is mean because you’re all being mean to me—whether you like it or not—just by smiling from all those miles away in the ‘kingdom by the sea’ or whatever you call non-polar life.

I don’t believe Bipolarism is a mental deformity but rather a deformity of one’s life. Frankenstein did do some Frankensteining but also Geoffrey didn’t do anything close to that. No one with Bipolarism did anything on the level of Frankenstein. Crying and tearing your hair out with guilt is a totally different thing that of course Bipolar people also feel (but take it way worse).

I am lightning

There’s a god inside me that stands above Geoffrey. He’s not always present as sometimes he retreats to the ‘fortress of solitude’ but the god is definitely there and he’s definitely lightning. Descriptive phrases like this don’t come out of fashion brands—this is why you need me. They also don’t come out of ancient texts to which Bipolarism doesn’t conceptually exist.

As we near the technological singularity you’ll find that conversations with persons donning their street wear might go on akin to a time traveler with a medieval peasant. You and I are not from the same period. The internet hasn’t just diverged our cultures but also our language, our terminology, our social circles and our habit energies. All of it’s gone donkey side-up or duck side-down.

This is a result of the fall of standards. (Not just academic!) Standards is a very flexible word but specifically the god of lightning inside me is telling me to make my point. If Bipolarism is a deformity of life and you come into contact with people who share the same deformity at that point does anyone feel deformed or is that just like putting two crushed coke cans into the space of one?

Normies aren’t helpful but neither are degenerates

If there’s any witch-shit to fuck with it’s the human pentacle. Not the tentacle pentacle or the dark smelly maw of the beast. We need to petition the horror movie industry to make, ‘A Star is Gored.’ An art-house rendition of how mega-millionaire stars come down to Earth and completely misunderstand our perspective. We could hire people with no name and no background in show business! Easy.

The main character, Millie Puffer-Pup, has to be ten pounds over casting weight and there will be no further casting—everyone else in the movie is inhuman. This sounds funny to me because the lightning god is typing without foresight of the consequences. I don’t watch horror movies, I can barely stand listening to their new releases and who knows the last time I had a face-to-face.

Anybody who’s anybody takes things too far. That’s the name of my new spin-class and why I’m not allowed to engage with drugs and alcohol. Cutting edge TV perfectly well understands this but you can’t capture brain deformity on camera so easily as life deformity. Brain deformity requires medical expertise, trained technicians and empathetic connections that that particular brain may be lacking.

Moles, voles, a den of criminals and shrews

Anthropomorphism is probably the number one deformity attributable to the Anthropocene. If you’re less Bipolar than me you might not know what this means. As God made man in his image man makes nature in his. We have to make the rocks look like us. The plants look like us. The animals. The objects. The heavens. And the stars. It all has to be beautiful like an anthropologist conceives.

The main suspect of this heinous act? Artists. Definitely not the in-warring fat activists or body beautiful self-care cretins. Those people are lost within the human creature—not attempting to conquer the non-humans. I live inside an anthropomorphized (abbrv. APM) house wearing APM clothes with APM computing devices. This terminology is good housekeeping going forward.

As much as I love books what’s more APM than that? Trees don’t read. At least rocks getting turned into circuit boards is animating the clay golem—not executing the ancestors to wipe turds on their face. Anyways, I’m being complicit. I merely want to frame a boring argument (climate change) in a novel way because how many times can I talk about climate change in one bad buddhist life?

Defining your terms is highly intellectual

To reach new depths of pen-on-papering I will be further developing a personal lexicon as most people with ADHD already did in their mid-to-late teens (I’ve read their posts and seen their mental orbits). My philosophy concerns itself primarily with boundary conditions (abbrv. BC) therefore I will be developing and refining as many bounding principles, relations and typographic categorizations as necessary.

The ontological anatomy of a BC is two subjects captured within some transitive exchange. For example an APM is when a human propagates itself on a non-human (as is often observed in anime) to fulfill the social or emotional needs of said human which the non-human has no active part in. This predicates the need for a BC denoting human-on-human propagation.

A quick example of the flexibility inherent to BC’s such as APM;

Walking down a city street you begin to numerically count APMs

1. A man on a phone

2. A homeless person pushing a cart

3. Drivers in cars

4. Clothes being worn

5. Pavement

6. Buildings under construction

7. A domesticated canine on a leash

8. Earth-movers plying the land

9. Airplanes behaving like birds

10. Sounds

I’m going to restrict myself to introducing three new terms at most, per post, in order to set a sustainable goal and not end up producing solid blocks of bold twenty posts from now. The BC for human-to-human propagation will and must absolutely be defined as assimilated (abbrv. ASM) because obviously. It’s characters match APM almost perfectly because conventions are usually sensible like that.

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Lexicon

Boundary Condition (abbrv. BC pronunc. BEE-SEE) - an ontological facet of inter-being

Anthropomorphized (abbrv. APM pronunc. AY-PEE-EM) - a human to non-human BC

Assimilated (abbrv. ASM pronunc. AY-SIM) - a human to human BC